10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez