10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it