10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow