10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."