10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "No river, no fish."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.