10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow