10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers