10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway