10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Welcome to kicker school
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.