10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "No river, no fish."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."