10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen