10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."