10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom