10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!