10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Poker is for loners.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.