10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss