10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com