10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• It's Free To Fold...
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.