10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.