10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT