10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.