10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is for loners.