10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."