10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)