10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.