10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright