10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Fold and live to fold again
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "No river, no fish."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.