10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.