10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "No river, no fish."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo