10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com