10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright