10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.