10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels