10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph