10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.