10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez