10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.