10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• You have to piss with the dick you have