10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.