10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com