10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."