10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.