10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes