10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant