10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright