10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'