10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.