10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"