10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"