10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• It's Free To Fold...
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Fish don't eat Nutz!